"My dog just presses the "why?" button all day. I assume he's suffering an existential crisis."

We joke about many things here at the Victor account but let me tell you what is no joke:

watching "His House", a horror movie 

that's why I watch horror, it's all fantasy. this is too real D:

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watching "His House", a horror movie 

I'm five and a half minutes into "His House" and I'm already stressed the hecc out.

Not because of the horror but the setting: Asylum seekers in the UK.

I don't know if I'll finish watching it.

Recently learned there's a museum called "Casa de la bola" (House of the ball, not as in dance thing)
:thinkhappy:

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yes, this is about the low amount of dog pictures

went to buy tortillas and saw 5 dogs 😍
and one cat :disgust:

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I'm going to celebrate Halloween by being terrified of the future

I'm a clip
I'm a weirdo
what the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here

I just remembered that my bro and I had Blanca and Honda toys, they were kind of crouching and mom once said "cool, they're in sitting position because they sit to drink tea and have a chat"

all my posts are made with the same effort as a clip show episode

*that radio thingy they use in star trek sound*

Victor to myass, one to beam
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*sexy music plays*

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