victor @victor@myasstodon.xyz

"My dog just presses the "why?" button all day. I assume he's suffering an existential crisis."

We joke about many things here at the Victor account but let me tell you what is no joke: #ass

that's why I watch horror, it's all fantasy. this is too real D:

I'm five and a half minutes into "His House" and I'm already stressed the hecc out.

Not because of the horror but the setting: Asylum seekers in the UK.

I don't know if I'll finish watching it.

Recently learned there's a museum called "Casa de la bola" (House of the ball, not as in dance thing)

dogs are the new meta

yes, this is about the low amount of dog pictures

went to buy tortillas and saw 5 dogs 😍
and one cat

Requiescat In Piss

all caps are bastards

fuck caps

I'm a clip
I'm a weirdo
what the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here

me: video website, please embiggen me brain
youtube:

I just remembered that my bro and I had Blanca and Honda toys, they were kind of crouching and mom once said "cool, they're in sitting position because they sit to drink tea and have a chat"

a lemur?
who put it?

all my posts are made with the same effort as a clip show episode

🤷

*that radio thingy they use in star trek sound*

Victor to myass, one to beam
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*sexy music plays*

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