Esporks Pantaloñes @sporks@myasstodon.xyz
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Back on Twitter
Joined Sep 2019
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hey everybody, it's been like a year since I went over to Twitter to check up on friends bc pandemic and I just haven't been able to find my footing back on masto, so even though Twitter is objectively worse, if you need me you can find me there @ sporks. Love you all ❤️
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@lawremipsum happy birthday!
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bofa is the evil form of updog
hey everybody, it's been like a year since I went over to Twitter to check up on friends bc pandemic and I just haven't been able to find my footing back on masto, so even though Twitter is objectively worse, if you need me you can find me there @ sporks. Love you all ❤️
Knife Roomba [Found it!] #FFXIV #FFXIVNames
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personally, i always write good documentation because i dont want to bring shame upon my household
"you wanna watch Junji Ito react to cats while we eat?" --a real phrase I was honored to utter today
Death (famous person)
OH SHIT MAN MANZANERO DIED
Hulk Fancybottoms [Found it!] (big topless green Roe wearing purple pants) #FFXI #FFXIVNames
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@sporks Smooth Rock is a lore friendly Roegadyn name
I can't believe I didn't learn about Smooth Rock until it was too late....farewell Smooth Rock #FFXIV
we are getting just the lightest dusting of snow
anyway I got to stream a friend's #FFXIV wedding so their family could watch tonight and it fixed the horrible day I was having. It was wonderful
it feels very deja joke but honestly I can't be expected to remember the things I say or think
did we do the "Mother! is a Christmas movie" discourse yet?
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me: (UGLY CRYING AT A VIDEO GAME WEDDING) I'M A HARDASS OK
LATE BREAKING NEWS: OUR CAT THEREMIN HAS SHIPPED
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