Esporks Pantaloñes @sporks@myasstodon.xyz

me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

have leaves that perform photosynthesis so that i know it’s real

myers briggs? sorry I only use the dwarf fortress wiki belief and facet tables.

i have read siddon. i know my disperra. i have studied the works of pairov. i can recite whole passages of bophades at will. i am familiar with ondez, sougnon, and gargalan

#goblincamp

adobe photoclop

dont you, forget about dre
dont dont dont dont
dont you, forget about dre

We're all human. I'm not gonna pretend my armpits don't smell like onions rn

beaucoup no hero academia

i remember reading a thread on here that was like "there should be a shirt that says 'CW: Boobs;" on it and i don't remember who it was that wanted it but here you go i made it. it's in Roboto and everything, to maximize that Mastodon feel.

https://www.redbubble.com/people/eightbitsamurai/works/43996265-content-warning

boludo!

CHE BOLUDO

*i am spartacus voice* che boludo

*violent hand movement* EYYY CHEEE BOLUDO

I pretend to know a lot less about tech and computers than I let on when I’m online, mostly because I like to leave work at work but also because stomping a condescending techbro with my hidden power is the closest I’ll ever get to my own personal Rock Lee Taking off the Training Weights moment

soy el gringo hispanohablante y estoy aquí para decir:
yo quiero hablar con tu gerente inmediatamente

its not about the “ñ” being used in other languages, its the context of you going out of your way to use it by applying it to a stereotype of latinx’s, targeting it at a latinx/indigenous instance and acting like the only ppl who had a problem with it were ignorant whites