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hey everybody, it's been like a year since I went over to Twitter to check up on friends bc pandemic and I just haven't been able to find my footing back on masto, so even though Twitter is objectively worse, if you need me you can find me there @ sporks. Love you all ❤️

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i would fuck allen, the creator of the allen wrench. what a cool guy

hey everybody, it's been like a year since I went over to Twitter to check up on friends bc pandemic and I just haven't been able to find my footing back on masto, so even though Twitter is objectively worse, if you need me you can find me there @ sporks. Love you all ❤️

personally, i always write good documentation because i dont want to bring shame upon my household

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"you wanna watch Junji Ito react to cats while we eat?" --a real phrase I was honored to utter today

Death (famous person) 

OH SHIT MAN MANZANERO DIED

Hulk Fancybottoms [Found it!] (big topless green Roe wearing purple pants)

I can't believe I didn't learn about Smooth Rock until it was too late....farewell Smooth Rock

anyway I got to stream a friend's wedding so their family could watch tonight and it fixed the horrible day I was having. It was wonderful

it feels very deja joke but honestly I can't be expected to remember the things I say or think

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did we do the "Mother! is a Christmas movie" discourse yet?

me: (UGLY CRYING AT A VIDEO GAME WEDDING) I'M A HARDASS OK

LATE BREAKING NEWS: OUR CAT THEREMIN HAS SHIPPED

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