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i’m not being as nice anymore because on the whole your egos have gotten like massive. i could hollow em out and construct houses like the children’s story about the boy who lives in a peach

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dont take yourself too seriously or else i will install a squirty flower inside of every piece of clothing you own. you will live in fear of the squirty flower and the mirth it brings

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i finally got around to cleaning my room after the ghost of Mary Poppins wouldn’t leave me alone, but after i was done she called me a “vacuum cuck” and insisted i do it again with a broom

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turned 22 years old today... not bad for a bitch with no talent

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well pride month just started here and i wanna say to my fellow white queers that we cannot switch focus entirely now and forget about the protests going on.

we need to support our black siblings with whatever they need, for as long as they need it, because they've always supported us, because we have a shared interest in opposing the cops, and because of course, it's simply the right thing to do.

we got our rights through riots, and we got our rights through the work of black queers

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@setup Everything I know about ancient egypt and ostriches comes from that game

as you can tell i don’t know how to produce music but i do know what i like

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would the David Guetta tribute have been any more acceptable if the song were better? i’m gonna say “no” but wow was someone going ham with the FL Studio presets or what

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@setup The hunters, when you clicked on them (they hunted ostriches) would say smth like “ostriches are nearly invisible when they stick their heads in the sand”, and in-game when they stuck their heads in the sand they disappeared

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screaming at the clip of David Guetta dropping a shout out to George Floyd before the beat drops and its a techno song with Dr Martin Luther King's speech sampled..

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@setup How bizarre. They sound like showoffs. They learned this one word no one knows and now they won’t stop saying it

words that appear way too frequently in NYT crosswords for their inclusion to be random:

-asp
-opine

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the New York Times loves to sprinkle a few French words in each crossword. because theyre shit

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my name is in the sunday NYT crossword

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