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i’m not being as nice anymore because on the whole your egos have gotten like massive. i could hollow em out and construct houses like the children’s story about the boy who lives in a peach

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dont take yourself too seriously or else i will install a squirty flower inside of every piece of clothing you own. you will live in fear of the squirty flower and the mirth it brings

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i finally got around to cleaning my room after the ghost of Mary Poppins wouldn’t leave me alone, but after i was done she called me a “vacuum cuck” and insisted i do it again with a broom

That Was Legitness (Yeah it Was) - The Chainsmokers

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I know for a fact that it is time to reread Hogwarts School of Prayers and Miracles, though

there will be a LOT more discussion of funky kong’s ass in the next stream. sorry if this offends!

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@monorail i just looked at the maple treeway clip... that was so weird actually! it looks like the beginning of supergrind almost

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how should i improve the commentary in my next two streams. (select multiple)

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hey!!! i'm gonna stream some mkwii in just a few moments... i'll be doing a short stream as part of my push for affiliate. having 3 viewers is quite important—if you're willing to keep the tab open in the background, i'd appreciate it so much!

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me whenever my wife’s boyfriend leaves his nintendo switch unattended at our house: ehhh bene!!!

i’m going to date 73 people this semester

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