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you’re in pain. i can help you. but i first i need you to renounce the ways of the abominable Chuck E. Cheese and climb out of his metallic body

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i finally got around to cleaning my room after the ghost of Mary Poppins wouldn’t leave me alone, but after i was done she called me a “vacuum cuck” and insisted i do it again with a broom

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not in the bad way, but in the sexy way, like a whale ;)

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:bing: john krasinski ted kaczynski related

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ted kaczynski wouldve changed his mind on technology after realizing that autocorrect is the only way i can spell his last name right

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February 18 2020
Rev. Aldi Grocer
—Little homie on r/confessions talking shit? Well let’s see how u/Kaje26 feels when we bring the full might of the Pentacoastal fuckin Church!

February 20 2020
Rev. Aldi Grocer Memorial Fund
—We regret to inform you that the honorable Reverend Aldi Grocer has passed away after injuries sustained in a hundred-man swordfight

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newgrounds.com: mario shuts up permanently [18+]

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@geet @setup @pizza umm, EXCUSE me am i not important enough to tag... not enough clout for u????

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i just wanna point out that @ldopa can modify dna so you better watch your back if you cross the myass crew😤

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hey yall, im playin quiplash with @setup and @pizza, if yall want to join then lmk

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when i finally leave this platform, mastodon will be dead. when i finally leave twitter that platform will be dead too. and when my friends kick me out of their house for vomiting on their couch?you better believe that its bc theyre not epic anymore

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i took calc BC in a sleep-deprived depressive haze so i (a) did well on the AP exam and (b) retained none of the material

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