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i’m sabrina! i’m turning 20 soon and i’m in my third year of college. my purpose in being here to is form friendships & express myself rather than put out content — that being said, if you see my posts around and like them please feel free to send a follow request

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People are not allowed to call me "sir" when I'm out and about. They're only allowed to call me "sir" when I'm decked out in knight attire

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you turn on the tv. step brothers is on. you watch it for 5 minutes before changing the channel. step brothers is on. no matter how hard you try, every channel is the same. step brothers is on. you try going to a different channel; you try going to one you never watch, maybe cspan. step brothers is on. you try seeing if anything else is on, even a different will ferrell and/or john c reilly movie. step brothers is on. you turn on your dvd player thats sitting next to the tv, collecting dust for the last 10 years. step brothers is on.

i don’t remember seeing any shades of green on the ideal zone chart. can we talk about that? i’d like to know more about green

I Need Information From You: The E-Mail Story

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fucked up that gordon ramsey's burger restaurant is called gordon ramsey burgr

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the current controversy at my school is that someone in charge of dining services accidentally ordered way too much macaroni so now macaroni & cheese is served at every single meal

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the relationship between you and your partner in the pokémon mystery dungeon games

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for every car dealership owner, coder and import-export guy who gets a vaccine before the grocery cashiers, meatpackers and waiters do, i'm going to blow up a dairy queen

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The Wii Mario Kart, the Mario Kart made specifically for the Wii, Mario Kart Wii...

That Mario Kart?

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