"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food."

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When you become a white admin, you’re issued a little index card that tells you what ethnic group you have to diap out against, and the number of slurs you have to say minimum, before youre allowed to move on and leave the site should you ever choose to do so. If you dont hit your slur quota, Website Boy breaks your kneecaps

got my 23 and me results back and surprise, i'm 100% a piece of shit

*looks at your penis*

wow theres enough meat for three sandwiches here

i wish white people would sacrifice themselves in a quest to shut the fuck up

Mamma Mia that's a spicy ɮʟօօɖ օʄ ȶɦɛ աɦɨȶɛ ʍǟռ

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