*holding the TOOT! button like a microphone during a stand-up special* how you folks doing tonight, toot toot amiright

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how do i do it? post so good? I'm just kinda bored all the time

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How the fuck does domain name pricing even work?

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@j997922 I wonder if my partner ever gets jealous like who is this "clown pilled youth" she's always sending me lol

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Anybody craving some platonic companionship? I'm asking for a friend.

@j997922 jer today I realized that when I screenshot and send people gold toots to show off my masto pals it's majority yours!!

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thereโ€™s too many smart people on here. iโ€™m fuckin leavin

This is lil sleepy sending besitos to the local tl

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this is Art Laboe, sending besitos to "la shady" from your one and only, "Sad Boi Loco" all the way from Pomona, California.

this next song is a dedication to you

*im your puppet by James and Bobby Purify plays*

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the proudest moment in Oregon history was in 1970 when a beached whale carcass was loaded with a shitton of dynamite so it could be blown into tiny pieces that would be eaten by animals or otherwise degrade and wash away.

so a crowd of spectators assembled and the local news aired it live -- because explosions is good entertainment.

but small pieces of whale still weigh like forty pounds so it was a real horror show. nearby cars got dented and fucked up. people got hurt. blubber everywhere.

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