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White people will do anything if you tell them it’ll cleanse them of toxins

@ldopa Having worked for an online store that sold natural cosmetics and "green lifestyle products" I can completely and confidently confirm this

@ldopa honestly i'm in the wrong career, i could be selling snake oil tonics to idiots

@ldopa I wrote 1.5 chapters of “The Potato Cure” about how eating potatoes clears toxins from your body.

@ldopa this is an amazing truth and its inspired me with some products already.

@ldopa which instance did that shit fucker come from?

@ldopa must have been some whitey getting their toxins cleaned 😏

@ldopa sounds like somebody could use a good cleanse

@ldopa lolwut

sounds like someone out there needs a nice toxin-cleansing kick in the crotch

@ldopa im cackling

"Mods, they called me out!!! It's so unfaaaaiiiirrrr"

@ldopa <insert political movement> removes deadly toxins from your feet or whatever.

White people will go crazy for that movement ASAP.

@ldopa

As a white person, I like to detox with a refreshing Drano™ enema, perhaps the reporter should try it out!

@ldopa hmm, investing in a "reparations will purify your kidney and heart of toxins" billboard campaign

@ldopa
listen, we're just very concerned about things that don't matter very much

@ldopa lmaoooo YES. And if you ask them "what's a toxin?" they'll be like,,,"you know, TOXINS"

@ldopa ...except accept the consequences of the privilege, that is.

self-harm + suicide adjacent shitpost 

@ldopa can confirm. I will do anything to rid myself of toxins including fatally poisoning myself

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