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White people will do anything if you tell them it’ll cleanse them of toxins

@ldopa Having worked for an online store that sold natural cosmetics and "green lifestyle products" I can completely and confidently confirm this

@ldopa now if only we can get a "being anti racist will cleanse you of toxins" marketing campaign going

@pbandkate @ldopa antifascism: cleanse the harmful toxins both from your body *and* your society!

let's start making posters

@ldopa honestly i'm in the wrong career, i could be selling snake oil tonics to idiots

@ldopa I wrote 1.5 chapters of “The Potato Cure” about how eating potatoes clears toxins from your body.

@Thomas @ldopa that was a great bit, I learned a lot about potatoes

@ldopa this is an amazing truth and its inspired me with some products already.

@ldopa must have been some whitey getting their toxins cleaned 😏

@ldopa sounds like somebody could use a good cleanse

@ldopa This confirms my theory that white people believe racism is the hatred of white people.

@ldopa lolwut

sounds like someone out there needs a nice toxin-cleansing kick in the crotch

@ldopa im cackling

"Mods, they called me out!!! It's so unfaaaaiiiirrrr"

@ldopa <insert political movement> removes deadly toxins from your feet or whatever.

White people will go crazy for that movement ASAP.

@ldopa

As a white person, I like to detox with a refreshing Drano™ enema, perhaps the reporter should try it out!

@ldopa hope its alright that i took it a step further lmao

@ldopa hmm, investing in a "reparations will purify your kidney and heart of toxins" billboard campaign

@ldopa it's all the chemtrail toxins that are making me chronically tired, depressed, and anxious, certainly not from years of abuse by nearly everyone around me.

@ldopa Try telling them to give away ALL their money.

It will defo make them less toxic.

@ldopa
listen, we're just very concerned about things that don't matter very much

@ldopa lmaoooo YES. And if you ask them "what's a toxin?" they'll be like,,,"you know, TOXINS"

@ldopa ...except accept the consequences of the privilege, that is.

@ldopa

I would love to try to convince white hippies that sticking a dead fish up their ass is good for something

@ldopa It's probably derived from an unconscious drive to cleanse themselves of their sins over their ancestors' committing genocides, eugenics, and other behaviors that supports white supremacy.

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