White people will do anything if you tell them it’ll cleanse them of toxins
Lmao somebody reported this as racist
@ldopa Having worked for an online store that sold natural cosmetics and "green lifestyle products" I can completely and confidently confirm this
@ldopa Yup. Literally anything.
@ldopa honestly i'm in the wrong career, i could be selling snake oil tonics to idiots
@ldopa I wrote 1.5 chapters of “The Potato Cure” about how eating potatoes clears toxins from your body.
@ldopa this is an amazing truth and its inspired me with some products already.
@ldopa except bathe
@ldopa I have fairly graphic receipts for this statement
@ldopa inb4 gab instance
@ldopa which instance did that shit fucker come from?
@radicalrobit ph from masto art???
@ldopa that's dumb and weird
@ldopa must have been some whitey getting their toxins cleaned 😏
@ItsMorgan they trying to claim I’m the toxin
@ldopa it was me. sick of this shit
@ldopa sounds like somebody could use a good cleanse
@ldopa This confirms my theory that white people believe racism is the hatred of white people.
sounds like someone out there needs a nice toxin-cleansing kick in the crotch
@ldopa im cackling
"Mods, they called me out!!! It's so unfaaaaiiiirrrr"
@ldopa lmao it’s not racist it’s true
@ldopa tell them that not being racist will cleanse them of toxins
@ldopa <insert political movement> removes deadly toxins from your feet or whatever.
White people will go crazy for that movement ASAP.
As a white person, I like to detox with a refreshing Drano™ enema, perhaps the reporter should try it out!
@ldopa hope its alright that i took it a step further lmao
@gonzo of course lmao it was good
@ldopa hmm, investing in a "reparations will purify your kidney and heart of toxins" billboard campaign
@ldopa it's all the chemtrail toxins that are making me chronically tired, depressed, and anxious, certainly not from years of abuse by nearly everyone around me.
@ldopa Try telling them to give away ALL their money.
It will defo make them less toxic.
listen, we're just very concerned about things that don't matter very much
@ldopa lmaoooo YES. And if you ask them "what's a toxin?" they'll be like,,,"you know, TOXINS"
@ldopa ...except accept the consequences of the privilege, that is.
@ldopa It's probably derived from an unconscious drive to cleanse themselves of their sins over their ancestors' committing genocides, eugenics, and other behaviors that supports white supremacy.
@ldopa for a while my mother was drinking this vile concoction every day that she made herself, iirc it was like apple cider vinegar and lemon juice and oils of some kind and a lot of shit i cant remember. she just made this stuff and poured it into a big glass and drank the whole thing
self-harm + suicide adjacent shitpost
@ldopa can confirm. I will do anything to rid myself of toxins including fatally poisoning myself
@denikombucha oh noooooooo
@ldopa racism's fear of contamination runs deep
@ldopa ah a classic
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