iFrances @ldopa@myasstodon.xyz

i would like to encourage citizens of great britain to do a little bit of self-care in these trying times. treat yourself to a piece of white bread with sprinkles

fucker scott fitzgerald

the real chad move is intercepting fallon and having him make a myasstodon account

jerry seinfeld to the pilot he has taken hostage on september 11th, 2001: i tell you, the food on these things is ridiculous..

Joe Biden has been president for 76 days and there are still concentration camps at the border.

“sToP 👏 gLaMoUrIzInG 👏 mEnTaL 👏 hEaLtH”

bitch if i gotta live with my depression, i might as well make it a whole ass ✨a e s t h e t i c✨

the adventures of Bimboli, the italian bimbo

as always,

At a certain point we just gotta be done with capitalism though, right? I don't want to spend the rest of my life complaining about how capitalism sucks.

Rivers Cuomo, mayor of new York

My birthday is Monday. I’ll be 29 and still unemployed 😅 & still unable to get my unemployment payments and unable to get through to anyone to straighten it out. Anyways if anyone would like to send me a few dollars that would be super sweet lol

Cashapp: $phoenyx40
PayPal email is champagnexkisses@gmail.com

Thanks in advance 💕