Baby yoda spice @ldopa@myasstodon.xyz
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Frances, founder / admin of myasstodon.xyz
Latine | she/her | bi
Bio grad student, interests include uhhh art, reading, pretending I'm good at gardening, sustainability, telling jokes that make my friends laugh.
About 50% sincere-posting / 50% shitposting. Master of the post and dash.
Destroyer of fridges 
Joined Jun 2019
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Can I get uhhhhhhh a tai chi latte
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Be the toots you’d want to boost
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I’ve got to fave the toot
I’ve got to boost the toot
I’ve got to combination fave-and-boost
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Where are you guys getting these picrews you can’t just post pics without the link you know this
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growing up is realising all your personality traits are symptoms of various mental illnesses
Porno knockoff of insidious: lascivious
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I think if I had a tv show I would just present all the dystopian shit that takes place in amerika and its client states and claim that it is taking place in Russia and cuba and china. And then at the end of the show I would reveal where they actually take place.
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A bee visiting my oregano. 🌿🐝😊
#Florespondence #Bee #Insect #Photography #PlantMom #Gardening
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You don't have to watch the news today.
Practicing boundaries by going to the lab just to toot
Casper the friendly ghost is just heteronormative propaganda
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Someone put red paint on the "Serve and Protect" sculpture at the Salt Lake City police building
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introducing a new type of -mbo, the smartbo
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: Dirty Savage Admin
@ldopa you don't fuck with the unknown.
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@ldopa us white people were never taught that
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misunderstanding the phase "friends with benefits" and thinking that my friend has a friend who gets him good health insurance
I played myself because this new planner doesn't have july and my old one ended with june
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remember michael phelps used to take fat bong rips poolside. the race wouldnt even start if he wasnt high as shit
Bruh the first thing they teach you when you're latinx is to never ever fuck with ouija boards
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My boss asking me to do the job he pays me for is oppression.
Admin
Frances, founder / admin of myasstodon.xyz
Latine | she/her | bi
Bio grad student, interests include uhhh art, reading, pretending I'm good at gardening, sustainability, telling jokes that make my friends laugh.
About 50% sincere-posting / 50% shitposting. Master of the post and dash.
Destroyer of fridges
Joined Jun 2019
