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Dressing up a roomba as a horseshoe crab for halloween

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i would like to encourage citizens of great britain to do a little bit of self-care in these trying times. treat yourself to a piece of white bread with sprinkles

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Wait isn't his whole thing about hashtags. Good luck bro

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the real chad move is intercepting fallon and having him make a myasstodon account

Jimmy fallon would be on like mastodon.online

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:\ kind of problematic that Shakespeare literally used the term "c*ckold," that's a channer word but ok...

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jerry seinfeld to the pilot he has taken hostage on september 11th, 2001: i tell you, the food on these things is ridiculous..

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Joe Biden has been president for 76 days and there are still concentration camps at the border.

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“sToP 👏 gLaMoUrIzInG 👏 mEnTaL 👏 hEaLtH”

bitch if i gotta live with my depression, i might as well make it a whole ass ✨a e s t h e t i c✨

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I swear the news is just like all trauma porn

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At a certain point we just gotta be done with capitalism though, right? I don't want to spend the rest of my life complaining about how capitalism sucks.

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My favorite part of having a drink while cooking is that by the end I'm nice and tipsy because I haven't eaten yet. This lasagna is in the oven and I am simoly chillin

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My birthday is Monday. I’ll be 29 and still unemployed 😅 & still unable to get my unemployment payments and unable to get through to anyone to straighten it out. Anyways if anyone would like to send me a few dollars that would be super sweet lol

Cashapp: $phoenyx40
PayPal email is champagnexkisses@gmail.com

Thanks in advance 💕

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