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So anyway all this to say that, we are following our next evolution and broadening our doors to just an instance of poc focused on decolonization! So please inquire within if interested, especially if you're being upended by your current instance going down!

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Dressing up a roomba as a horseshoe crab for halloween

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I’ve got to fave the toot
I’ve got to boost the toot
I’ve got to combination fave-and-boost

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Serious question time obvi.

How old are you???

Omg its gonna be hot as balls this week in the inland empire

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Laying my paramour down on the bed, “Don’t be afraid darling, but I have a... particular taste,” I smile wryly, “Alexa, play the Banana Splits theme song on repeat”

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one thing you learn as a mastodon mod is that people loving whining to the mods when they get clowned on

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if your instance isn't bringing down the value of your whole fedi neighborhood, what's the point?

Something is wrong with my lettuce 😭

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This hair is too stringy it makes me look like medusa

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british ladies love to raise there pinkies in the air in order to improve there wifi connection

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Actually everything is just bourgeois including posting about everything being bourgeois and fascist. The only thing that isn't bourgeois is killing the bourgeoisie and dying. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Trying to find out my cats love language

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i have spent years cultivating my sense of humor but the greatest joke of all is the politics of people on mastodon

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One time I looked at wayfair furniture and fuckin NOPE

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here is an idea: instead of insinuating that i am a fascist for instigating an absurd bit where people pretend to be ikea furniture items why not get it on the fun by roleplaying as a high quality designer furniture item that you bought with your parents trust fund

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