Frances doorkiller @ldopa@myasstodon.xyz
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Frances, founder / admin of myasstodon.xyz
Latine | she/her | bi
Bio grad student, interests include uhhh art, reading, pretending I'm good at gardening, sustainability, telling jokes that make my friends laugh.
About 50% sincere-posting / 50% shitposting. Master of the post and dash.
Destroyer of fridges 
Joined Jun 2019
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So anyway all this to say that, we are following our next evolution and broadening our doors to just an instance of poc focused on decolonization! So please inquire within if interested, especially if you're being upended by your current instance going down!
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Can I get uhhhhhhh a tai chi latte
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Be the toots you’d want to boost
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I’ve got to fave the toot
I’ve got to boost the toot
I’ve got to combination fave-and-boost
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Pyramid scheme for posting juice
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pee pee fart butt
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you can't tell me uptown girl by billy joel doesn;t slap
Baby! Yoda! Snuggie! When!
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Me chatting shit: "ha ha yessss lmao"
Me about to get hit: "now is the time for healing,
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David Binch
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Fighting for your life and rights is necessary. But fighting for other people's lives and rights is also necessary.
Just because injustices against you have stopped doesn't mean that injustices against others have stopped.
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I am once again coming to tell you that this is my mech, SIX FOOT BERNIE SANDERS
Tomb of the unknown poster
What was the budget on all those little flags
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it is with heavy heart that i report President Joe Biden has passed away. we're told that while riding to the wreath-laying ceremony at Arlington Cemetery, he announced "thanks boys, but i won't be needing a ride back."
the new President then immediately turned into a pile of dust, and is now currently being vacuumed out of the seat of his armored GMC Yukon.
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therapist: you have a tendency to minimise your trauma
me: do not
therapist: you keep calling it 'trim trams'
My baby bernie looked comfy af, besitos
Now where the fuck is my $2000 Biden
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I am Q
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friendly reminder that:
- you do not need to think someone is the scum of the earth to block them or mute them
- being blocked or muted does not mean you are a bad person in any way shape or form
- you have a right to surround yourself with people you enjoy, indeed, you have a right to happiness
- people liking you doesn't mean you are a good person
- you liking something or someone doesn't mean that that thing is good
it is a misconception I think a lot of people hold, and it's not truth.
Admin
Frances, founder / admin of myasstodon.xyz
Latine | she/her | bi
Bio grad student, interests include uhhh art, reading, pretending I'm good at gardening, sustainability, telling jokes that make my friends laugh.
About 50% sincere-posting / 50% shitposting. Master of the post and dash.
Destroyer of fridges
Joined Jun 2019
