Chamaca @ldopa@myasstodon.xyz

Serious question time obvi.

How old are you???

Laying my paramour down on the bed, “Don’t be afraid darling, but I have a... particular taste,” I smile wryly, “Alexa, play the Banana Splits theme song on repeat”

one thing you learn as a mastodon mod is that people loving whining to the mods when they get clowned on

if your instance isn't bringing down the value of your whole fedi neighborhood, what's the point?

me on coffee scrollin thru mastodon.

british ladies love to raise there pinkies in the air in order to improve there wifi connection

Actually everything is just bourgeois including posting about everything being bourgeois and fascist. The only thing that isn't bourgeois is killing the bourgeoisie and dying. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

i have spent years cultivating my sense of humor but the greatest joke of all is the politics of people on mastodon

Case com alguém que corte o seu cabelo :3

here is an idea: instead of insinuating that i am a fascist for instigating an absurd bit where people pretend to be ikea furniture items why not get it on the fun by roleplaying as a high quality designer furniture item that you bought with your parents trust fund