Baby yoda spice @ldopa@myasstodon.xyz
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Frances, founder / admin of myasstodon.xyz
Latine | she/her | bi
Bio grad student, interests include uhhh art, reading, pretending I'm good at gardening, sustainability, telling jokes that make my friends laugh.
About 50% sincere-posting / 50% shitposting. Master of the post and dash.
Destroyer of fridges 
Joined Jun 2019
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Can I get uhhhhhhh a tai chi latte
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Be the toots you’d want to boost
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I’ve got to fave the toot
I’ve got to boost the toot
I’ve got to combination fave-and-boost
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bara bing bara boom
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2️⃣ 0️⃣ 7️⃣ 7️⃣
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I hope this email finds you at the bottom of a well
you know I'm californian because I blow my nose with avocados
I can assure you the californians sketch is accurate. theres construction on the 210 and the 10 and it's fucking up my life
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The cinephiles fuck the movies
Yes I am the Don of Myassto. No you cannot come to me on this the day of my daughter's wedding
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do you promise to post your ass and nothing but your ass, so help you God?
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WHAT ABOUUT WOMANTICORES
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you know who else got betrayed by an impostor who was a little sus, but is still among us?
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i think we, as a species, have moved beyond the need for summer
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Toot it and boot it = making a post and then not logging on for a month
Predator said LAPD ain't shit, he's going to clean up the streets
Was not expecting this movie to actually be so wild lol
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Nasa rover finds used condom on Mars
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Predator should have been in the new sex in the city movie
Predator 2: Lost in New York
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wheres my FUCKING chapstick
Admin
Frances, founder / admin of myasstodon.xyz
Latine | she/her | bi
Bio grad student, interests include uhhh art, reading, pretending I'm good at gardening, sustainability, telling jokes that make my friends laugh.
About 50% sincere-posting / 50% shitposting. Master of the post and dash.
Destroyer of fridges
Joined Jun 2019
