my dog catching a scent: what's this? the aroma of intrigue?? where does this scent lead???
me: there's a poo 15 feet away.
dog: i am compelled to follow this trail. each blade of grass cuts deeper into the mystery.
me: you smell that pile of poo.
dog: slowly, methodically, i conduct this investigation toward its end. each step closer to revealing the truth.
me: it's poo.
dog: it's poo!!
@jackdaw_ruiz i feel your dog is a better writer than you are
he's had the benefit of better education, that's for certain.
@jackdaw_ruiz this checks out
me: now that you know what it is you wont eat it
my dog: ah! a delicious snack!
me: no thats a poo-
my dog: delectable! now would you like some kisses on your face?
me: no thanks
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