why can't i live in the future already so i can say "computer, bring me food"

all i can do is say "okay google, order something on uber eats" and lie on the floor like a dried up slug for thirty minutes while someone gets me food and then i'd still have to get up to answer the door, and also the person getting the food is paid horribly and is overworked

when is the FUTURE

@lynnesbian I say we re-purpose old slot CD-ROM drives to shoot out fresh hot corn tortillas upon request.

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@breakfastgolem @lynnesbian

this alarmed me to read because i imagined a not distant future where the corn tortillas that served us for so long are phased out by Apple for proprietary tortillas that have to be used with their machines.

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