the existence of shitlords implies the existence or an entire shit feudal system, complete with shitvassals and shitserfs
@jackdaw_ruiz would that make their territory a "shitdom"?
mais oui. buy not to be confused with someone who is just absolutely terrible at managing their subs.
@jackdaw_ruiz the Poopsmith has to work for someone.
i always forget about him on account of not having memorable lines. what a perpetually unsettling character.
@jackdaw_ruiz what's up with him being called the Poopsmith, but they call what he works with "whatsit". what a annoyingly cutesy name.
@jackdaw_ruiz shitsurfing the shitweb
@jackdaw_ruiz expecting to be addressed, “m’shitlady”. On second thought..
@jackdaw_ruiz holy shit
ah yes, the Holy Shitty Empire. based out of the Shitican in Rome.
overseen by the, uh... shit pope? yeah let's go with that.
@jackdaw_ruiz I'm more of a shitviscount, myself
a coworker of mine just learned how viscount is pronounced this week and told us all in Slack he's been doing it wrong his whole life.
i guess i commend his bravery because that's precisely the kind of thing i would NOT call attention to, and rather i would make a list of all the people in the world who heard me mispronounce it in the past so i could have them... dealt with.
@jackdaw_ruiz is there a code of shitvalry
@jackdaw_ruiz shitregent holding the shitdom together
i'm putting "make a shitty heraldic shield" on my to do list for later.
@jackdaw_ruiz "We All Shit" is the most famous words but I perfer my family "We Do Not Fear Shit"
@jackdaw_ruiz And neighboring fiefdoms ruled by edgelords
@jackdaw_ruiz Not to mention shitpeasants.
Oops I Shit My Peasants.
Shitlords are known to keep a cadre of White Knights around
A small latinx / chicanx community!