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please remember that saying "mailman" is increasingly an anachronistic term from a bygone era.

try to replace it in your personal lexicon with the much hornier "postal daddy."

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@BestGirlGrace

referring to it as money shot because the mail is almost nothing but Pizza Hut and QFC coupons, saving you cash!

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@jackdaw_ruiz He knows what you want, and he'll give it to you. As long as you want Arby's coupons, Harbor Freight ads, and the occasional piece of actual useful correspondence.

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@BestGirlGrace

once you reach your 30s that's worth putting a ring on tbvqhwy.

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@jackdaw_ruiz if he learns what I really like and start bringing, like, qdoba or something, we'll have something special

@jackdaw_ruiz I've been using "mailmare" since 2011 and i don't plan to stop

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