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gonna start deliberately and repeatedly mixing up Brett Easton Ellis with David Foster Wallace to irritate a very specific archetype of dude i dislike.

@jackdaw_ruiz those are just the same guy under different pen names dumb ass...

@Pixley

you know the type of guy. you've had terrible conversations with him. send him my way, and there's a crisp $5er bounty coming back to ya.

@jackdaw_ruiz jackdaw I would get do mad at you if you did this to me in real life though

@Pixley

sry karen. i should have guessed you were a big American Psycho fan. a real Ellis-head.

i guess this idea was a supposedly fun thing i'll never do again.

@jackdaw_ruiz ha ha ha ha ha ha I hate this so much ha ha ha

@jackdaw_ruiz once spent an entire term misremembering Consider the Lobster just to irritate a specific professor.

@jackdaw_ruiz It's definitely too early for me cause I just mixed up David Foster Wallace and Nathan Bedford Forrest in my head.

@pagrus

let's all exchange white bandanas and refer to colors as "bone" and "eggshell."

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