Pinned toot

another morning spent sitting at my typewriter in a tank top undershirt, furiously drinking cigarette butts from a yellowed highball glass. angrily crumpling up sheets of paper and throwing them at the ceiling fan like so much balled excrement.

another morning i find myself unable to overcome this profound writer's block and finally author my post.

you know those moments when a lifelong friend is telling a story or describing something elaborate, and they say something like "... because strawberry flavor is the opposite of grape flavor, right? so then next..."

and you fully tune them out and retreat into internal pondering how this person you thought you knew intimately is operating with a completely different epistemic rulebook and you have never ever truly been on the same planet for one fraction of a moment?

joke 

I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
I looked at you as it fell
And now you're in my way

I'd trade my soul for a wish
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this
But now you're in my way

Your stare was holding
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going baby?

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me Ishmael

hiring a personal trainer to add more frames of animation to my walk cycle.

I am a strong believer in Judeo-Italian values

helo endotherm, stinky endotherm

go regulate body temperature smelly

wholly on a whim i am once again streaming the movie mobile suit gundam: char's counterattack

"beans you've streamed that twice before ..."

yes. that's true.
anyway starting in approx 10 minutes

link: tutturu.it/oAQa1G_E

girlfriend accused me of doing "dreamworks face" in photos.

i don't think i'm coming back from this one, folks.

be straight, do crimes (straight crimes like breaking a pool cue over a guys head for reasons)

that absolute dorkus Lin Manuel Miranda has been more successful at culture jamming than every suburban kid that spent one night wheatpasting for the past three combined decades, but y'all ain't ready for that conversation yet.

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