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another morning spent sitting at my typewriter in a tank top undershirt, furiously drinking cigarette butts from a yellowed highball glass. angrily crumpling up sheets of paper and throwing them at the ceiling fan like so much balled excrement.

another morning i find myself unable to overcome this profound writer's block and finally author my post.

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Morrissey is garbage but i'm never gonna stop dancing around my bedroom in my pajamas and singing Speedway to my dog, into the mirror, for my neighbors on the other side of the wall, etc...

because there's nothing left to break anymore.

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im not a centrist so every word that ends with a c should be followed by a k. magick. tragick. statick. etc

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@vestal i constantly get people in my replies insinuating a horny angle to a joke, or being purposefully obtuse and contradictory, and it's not welcome.

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if you released blazing saddles today, people would be furious. they would say "wait, ive already seen this, this is just a shot-for-shot remake of blazing saddles"

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stupid email signatures 

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please CW your kink before you tell me that something "whips ass"

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🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿⚰️ 🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿

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@jackdaw_ruiz my little dog is a goblin, which isn’t quite an animal but close enough

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If you don't have like 10 or 11 stupid nicknames for your dog or cat you're probably not human

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I settled on the confused adult face as my avatar. Maybe I'll go back to confused child, since I love that picture so much, but I'll keep it like this for now

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please don't send me your treatments, I don't read unrequested scripts

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