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wish i had a small group of friends to fall asleep on the floor with once in a while

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selfie, eye contact 

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good night everyone. may my dreams be filled with mechs and kissable eldritch horrors

me, filling out my taxes: honey, did i have any whoopsiedoodles this year?

wife in other room: no, but you fucked some things up.

me: ah, that's right. hm. i'll just take the standard deduction.

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People love to make fun of programmers. But guess what. Without programmers we wouldn’t even have social media

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the thing about the internet is one moment you're like "heh, i just remembered Ralph the motorcycle mouse," so you google the beloved children's books from your youth.

and then exactly twenty-two seconds later you are somehow on the Etsy page of an amateur taxidermist who dresses stuffed mice as Pope Francis and sells them for $100 a pop, and squinting at the photos trying to evaluate if that's a rip-off or a fair price for the level of artistry.

because internet.

i started groaning at the exact moment 2020 started and haven't stopped yet. if anything it's only growing louder and more forceful. the walls are gently vibrating. i hear my downstairs neighbors all joining in.

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this is a spice only account. spices are the seasoning of flavor.🌢️ βœ…

no leafy apostasy. herbs do not interact. spices only. ❌ πŸƒ

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Anne Rice fanfic where David and Lestat get isekai-ed into Castlevania universe

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you ever think Anne Rice ever stopped and wondered if maybe the vampires were TOO horny?

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that groundskeeper willie meme but it's just me shaking my fist because the subgeniuses ruined the church of the subgenius.

work got me a new computer and i've been dragging my feet on getting it set up because we've really turned a corner in the past year or two where pirating Adobe applications on Macs is a big headache.

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adam sandler is hot in uncut gems and uncut gems ONLY

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