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nice new profile picture i've got here. a real beaut'.

it'd be a cryin' shame if someone were to, oh i dunno,, BOOST IT?!!

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another morning spent sitting at my typewriter in a tank top undershirt, furiously drinking cigarette butts from a yellowed highball glass. angrily crumpling up sheets of paper and throwing them at the ceiling fan like so much balled excrement.

another morning i find myself unable to overcome this profound writer's block and finally author my post.

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Morrissey is garbage but i'm never gonna stop dancing around my bedroom in my pajamas and singing Speedway to my dog, into the mirror, for my neighbors on the other side of the wall, etc...

because there's nothing left to break anymore.

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the phrase taco discourse is peak mastodon

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Taco joke 

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the TL is acting weird because i'm ddos'ing Eugen's home router by using a bot net to send thousands of taco jpegs per second.

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selfie ec 

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Hotdogs are basically tacos for white people

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honestly, not everyone is going to survive taco shell meta. but sometimes we get a little messy, like a crumbling hard shell breaking into a thousand bits. that's when the progress happens.

myass never forces members to prioritize one taco choice like hard corn tortilla (wrong) over something like soft flour tortilla (correct). we ain't about that.

this space is like a laboratory for advancing taco thought. like how much sour cream is TOO much. haha but not everyone is ready for that

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TACO SHELLS?
WRONG!
A SHELL IMPLIES ITS HARD ALREADY
TACOS SHOULD ONLY BE ON WARM TORTILLAS / NON-SHELLS
WRONG!

hahjaha, yes,,

we do love to post, don't we. :abuelita:

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when someone asks me where im from, what i hear is "you dont belong here"

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I’m brown and i hate authoritarianism dont ask me shit

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live action sonic let himself go after they stopped filming

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It's my mom's birthday ♥️

Say happy birthday to the woman who inflicted me upon you all!!!

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proud to announce that i have been selected to represent "they/them" at the 2020 Miss Gender competition

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hearing rumors that bernie won in nevada because he promised any supporters a comped room at the bellagio???

dirty politics imo

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lewd adjacent 

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