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a little late but levar burton has made it to pv

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I'm sorry Ms. Jackson oooh I have four wheels

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[mafioso voice] the code we live by. omegle

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❄️ 🌨️ :blobshibewink: :pizzacrime: ✨ :coffeepot:
RISE & SHINE, SNOUTS ONLINE!!

It's time for more SNOUTS IN THE MORNING!! Start your morning with @jay and @hyperlink as we take a big bite out of food crime.

Featuring original music by snouts' own @edgedestroys

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gross shitpost 

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My favorite part of Knives Out was getting to watch a high speed car chase through the seedy neon streets of Marlborough, Massachusetts.

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For the third decade in a row my Album of the Decade is "Weird Al" Yankovic - Alapalooza

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Naturalists need to come back. What else do we call the hobby of "finding out about stuff"

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blast that mf boosty button to make some other poor sap read this sentence

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when dankwraith siddons someone i do the arsenio hall fist pump thing, but i never get up from my seat

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@jackdaw_ruiz
Announcer: Larry Davis donates 20 dollars and says "I spent so long on the toilet when I was a kid, I love seeing you absolutely destroy it! Donation goes to shitter's choice."

me, on toilet and reading phone:

unseen announcer: is this a good time for a donation?

me: huh? who said that?!

announcer: Gro0veMo0n donates $50 and says "i love this run. you could say i live for this shit."

me: what?! hello?

announcer: Artym donates $80 and says "my first time tuning in to watch you poop. good luck with the flush skip!" thank you Artym!

me: that's very generous but this isn't right!!

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show runners: This show needs dIvErSiTy

show runners: This character is a tragic redemption story in progress. We meet them at their worst and learn to root for them untangling their worst traits and turning into a decent person. Also they are white.

show runners: The black character is black. The disabled one is disabled. The Asian one is Asian.

show runners: DiVeRsiTy

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In Spanish we don't say I miss you, we say "quien eres y que estas haciendo aqui??!" and that's beautiful

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Being an empty headed dumbass is a rewarding experience.

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