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Morrissey is garbage but i'm never gonna stop dancing around my bedroom in my pajamas and singing Speedway to my dog, into the mirror, for my neighbors on the other side of the wall, etc...

because there's nothing left to break anymore.

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myass's semi-regular hora de cacapostar en español is one of my favorite things that happens on fedi tbh

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my favorite thing on here is getting a long 400 word reply from someone i dont follow

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its 3am but i went absolutely apeshit on this artfight friendly fire for @strawberry

I almost fully went for the card aesthetic but decided against it so this could have been much worse tbh. i hope you like !

#MastoArt

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A roomba accidently summons a demon by sucking up a piece of chalk and drives in a sacred geometry pattern.

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seeing the janus films logo before rat race (2001) starts

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This Independence Day, remember the native people who have suffered but preserved and survived for all these years despite our government's best efforts:

Donate to the Navajo Nation Covid-19 relief fund (both money and supplies, like homemade cloth masks!):
nndoh.org/donate.html

Support native owned businesses:
beyondbuckskin.com/p/buy-nativ

Donate to the Black Hills Bail and Legal Defense Fund:
bhlegalfund.org/

Don't just decry America, help support and bring about its future

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capitalism 

what kind of person hears "unemployment pays more than working" and thinks "we need to lower unemployment pay" instead of "we need to increase wages"

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the dean of scholar.social said if i fuck up one more time, they are kicking our frat house off campus

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liberals: calm down conservatives, no one is saying death to america
me: i was saying death to america

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@flowless2 could you CW this? While I agree with the notion of being sent back I’d like to choose when to engage with it. Thanks!

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pulling up next to you at a red light in an economy van full of posters wearing balaclavas. just blasting ranchera music.

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loading into the MyAss Dodge Astro Van to go do... things...

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i have just come across a video of a snake not just pissing, not just farting, but pissing, shitting, AND farting.

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I am Ojibwe more than I am any particular European creed. My grandfather had the language of his people beaten out of him in a Catholic school he was forced to attend, and when he was older, they drafted him to go fight some other people fighting colonialism in Vietnam. At one point in his life he stole a beer truck and redistributed it to his tribe and the event culminated in a standoff with an armed standoff with the police--he had rigged his house to explode. The judge decided to let him off the hook, she thought he needed help more than jail. He continued to live selflessly, his house was open to all who needed a place to crash, so long as they cleaned up after themselves. He eventually died due to a rare cancer related to agent orange exposure. His story is undeniably badass but one of a man driven to the edge time and time again by the oppression of his people, my people, by this country.

I am Ojibwe. Fuck America.

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