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if you want an account without white people all in your mentions.... all on the local TL..... posting. Come to :myass:

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my job has me pulling like 300 brake discs and drums in my last hour of work. im hiding in the bathroom. fuck this lmao

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You ever see an especially fat rat near other rats and think "ah I see, you're like a mayor to them"

the plastic chunks in the fast food meat is lining my guts like armor for my insides

alc 

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vending machines are just snack landlords

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tearing apart cryptids.online brick by brick until Sabri comes back

gonna be doing a lot of thinking about your choices while on the toilet

chipotle. the thinking persons taco bell.

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im trying not to scream in this bathroom stall

but the candy corn pizza is about to make me flip

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what do you mean monolith? look, you dont understand. Im Woke.

the global south? you mean my ballsack?

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If I were a stranger on line I would simply not be militant about other people's life choices

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making fun of me when my pants fall down around my ankles only serves the capital! :blobsob:

pointing at my whole-ass and cackling is just what the fat cat industrialists want! :blobnotlike:

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lewd, vegan discourse, menstruation 

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