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logging on to myasstodon is like slipping on a banana peel

all the french know to do is eat breadsticks and ERP

george, ain't that funkin' kinda hard on you?

i've never seen the music video for this and it was perfect

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re: doja cat, twitter 

@gonzo
roses are red
violets are neat
she in racial chatrooms
showing her feet

selfie, eye contact, caution: himbo 

got space on the mind

fuck it, im gonna let it rock. Its not like i need it.

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@flowless2 i googled who this was and was about to start clowning, but one of this first results was “does blippi have a wife” so if the milfs fw it i gotta respect it.

jesus fucking christ. the microphone i ordered says delivering by JUNE 25. WHAT THE FUCK

bluey is like peppa pig, but not absolutely terrible godawful

smiling serenely as my nephew shouts “bluey” at the top of his lungs for the 5th time in ten minutes cuz thats what they do for the intro

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some pretty clever people out there... that must suck

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