🇲🇽 Canelas, Durango 🇲🇽
currently;Los Angeles, CA
dumbass by natureselfie-posterel más padre de los padres
I have arrived.
Come collect your mans
Waiting patiently for the coo cooi to come take me away, porque me porte mal.
Finna do a crime again
Crime stoppers, meet crime doers
I'm pretty sure GBoard has already notified many letter agencies about my repeated calls to "kill pigs" etc, and to that I say; "do your part, kill a cop"
People be microblogging ha ha
Another day another dead gringo
Momma didn't raise no pendejo (that she is aware of)
No MansNo Masters
El chingón en el rincón
Gonna go collect my mail in a bathrobe to see if the postal daddy is around
Big Macc in the land of the small fries
A long extended fart is only funny if it tapers into a squeak at the end. It takes many years of fart-throwing to get this level of control from flatulence.
Using a trumpet mute on your ass to get the wobbling effect from your farts
Bing search: snakeskin print button down 100% polyester
A small latinx / chicanx community!