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Waiting patiently for the coo cooi to come take me away, porque me porte mal.

I'm pretty sure GBoard has already notified many letter agencies about my repeated calls to "kill pigs" etc, and to that I say; "do your part, kill a cop"

Momma didn't raise no pendejo (that she is aware of)

Gonna go collect my mail in a bathrobe to see if the postal daddy is around

A long extended fart is only funny if it tapers into a squeak at the end. It takes many years of fart-throwing to get this level of control from flatulence.

Using a trumpet mute on your ass to get the wobbling effect from your farts

Bing search: snakeskin print button down 100% polyester

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