and if a global virus
kills the both of us
to die by your side
the pleasure the privilege is mine :moz:

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@dankwraith asking my enemies whether or not theyd like a Pringle in Portuguese and when they say yes I throw hot grease on them

trying to come up with a joke where i mix up "pringles" and "pringue" but i cant do it

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mathematical platonism but for jokes about my dick and balls

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adopting the paul erdos lifestyle, living out of a suitcase working every waking hour to spite god, except instead of mathematical proofs im coming up with new jokes to make about shitting down my own urethra

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me during the week: when the weekend gets here i'm gonna do so much cleaning and reorganizing

me on saturday: i will simply lie here motionless for several hours

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yeah im an exhibitionist. im exhibiting how much better than everyone else i am!!! booyah

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estos duendes me estan tratando como una piñata de clout

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It's messed up that Scooby-doo and Batman & Robin don't get to meet cool cartoon celebs anymore.

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Alberto Dente: Cryptofascist or Hero of the Italian Left? A Lecture Series by Ollie O. E. Peperoncino

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damn cant believe the sacramento kings are rebranding to the sacramento short kings

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my dick and balls have been designated a superfund site

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420 

i am v awake right now, but it is time for me to put my phone down, get super fucking blazed, and roll around in bed listening to I Hate Myself's Ten Songs in the dark

goodnight my friends

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i spliced my genes with some lobster dna to become more powerful but I accidentally used the dna of a beta lobster and now im even more cucked than i was before

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