i will frivolously post about any goddamn thing and then see posts about either family court or dick pills and immediately be like "oh, but this is serious y'all. this needs to be discussed seriously."
@PhoebeWallerPalladino @cicatriz_jdr sometimes you can find that diamond in the rough imo
@healyn @cicatriz_jdr it's not worth the risk of heart attack, especially when you see their bill, am i right folks?
@PhoebeWallerPalladino @healyn @cicatriz_jdr This is why I only hire all-natural lawyers with ginkgo biloba.
@PhoebeWallerPalladino @healyn
lol a place i worked had a dude die in a video booth don't mix viagra and poppers folks.
@cicatriz_jdr @PhoebeWallerPalladino geez, that seems like an easy thing to do
@cicatriz_jdr @PhoebeWallerPalladino @healyn a warrior's death
@esvrld @cicatriz_jdr @PhoebeWallerPalladino that's gotta be some obituary
@healyn @esvrld @cicatriz_jdr @PhoebeWallerPalladino "Phil Kranowski passed at the age of 37. The cause of death was having more fun than any of you sad sacks. Fuck off. The family has requested you pound a sixer of Natty Ice Light in lieu of flowers."
@PhoebeWallerPalladino @healyn
waving my hand dismissively about a guy who died in a porno shop 15 years ago like "ehhhhh don't worry he'll be fine he's better off than any of us are right now."
drugs
@healyn @PhoebeWallerPalladino @cicatriz_jdr often that diamond is meth
@cicatriz_jdr NEVER hire a family court lawyer off the rack at the gas station checkout