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thinking about how many kids named Daenerys are going by their middle names now

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this symbol means Farming Simulator 2019 on my planet

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annual reminder that urinal cakes don't degrade over use and flushing, but actually sublimate right into the goddamn air.

one of the reasons for their
unusually strong smell.

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@ItsMorgan @dankwraith @cicatriz_jdr I knew about American Idiot but I didn't realize Green Day had woven a whole saga like Coheed and Cambria

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@esvrld
The Architect: At first everyone got sent to a version of the Matrix initially dubbed Orgasm City. For 45 seconds this was met with an incredibly high level of enthusiasm, then followed by a degree of physical soreness and ultimately outright pain heretofore unknown to us as machines.
Neo: You kept su--
The Architect: I kept sucking, yes.

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hmmm french mastodon inexplicably seems to enjoy my pasta post.

am i prepared to become one of those guys that's always grousing about how he's more appreciated in europe?

yes, the answer is yes.

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@dankwraith @cicatriz_jdr the green mile expanded universe got really big in the last few years huh

so will i understand Green Knight if i didn't see Green Book back in 2018? can i go in blind?

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If you think about the the green knight and Gawain played the world’s first game of Shaft or Gay

ah it's almost summer again. nearly time for my annual ritual of telling shocked people about the Stone Mountain Laser Show -- a proud Georgia tradition & celebration of day drinking, confederate generals, and the dazzling display of laser beams syncing up with lynyrd skynyrd songs.

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oh word? you have a discord server? tell me more

*throws smoke bomb at feet and backflips out of the room*

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@cicatriz_jdr @esvrld when i am doing low level stuff and come across documentation for programs originally written at AT&T i feel a malevolent energy radiating from them

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@cicatriz_jdr you can say a lot of things about apple or microsoft or google, but 'complicit in the holocaust' is not one of them

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