if you hold or have ever held the office of president of the united states: dont worry. im just a weirdo on the internet, no threat to you
@ItsMorgan that band is desperately trying to explain to you that it’s only a technicality
@ItsMorgan i think if someone were to tell me "hey [x] person you met/know killed the presidents and also all the still living former presidents" you would simply be, the least surprising possible [x] out of literally every person ive ever met
@ItsMorgan you just possess. the commitment
@myconidiosyncrasy haha yes just dont tell the cops that okay
@ItsMorgan "sir i do not think it is physically possibly for morgan to have killed an or any presidents. eir like 4'8" and scared of water"
@myconidiosyncrasy shut your mouth im 5'7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ItsMorgan i literally do not believe this
@myconidiosyncrasy is that a risk you wanna take? underestimating my height?
i am going to kill anyone who could be or could have been described as the president of the united states