dishonored.... the knife dad game
you are A BAD BODYGUARD and your job is to GIVE A KNIFE to your CREEPY DAUGHTER
DISHONORED 2 2:
you are A SWORD LESBIAN and you have to SAVE YOUR DUMBASS DAD from a COVEN OF COOL WITCHES
KNIFE OF DUNWALL:
you are a KNIFE DAD to SIX HUNDRED KILLER CHILDREN and you have to SAVE THEM from COOL WITCHES and THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, and also KILL SOME BOURGEOUISIE WHILE YOURE AT IT
DEATH OF THE OUTSIDER
you are the daughter of KNIFE DAD 2 and the COOL WITCHES and its your job to KILL GOD TO PROVE A POINT
@ItsMorgan I already liked these games but these descriptions are so much better
@Taris @ItsMorgan yeah these descriptions are making me want to play these games
@ItsMorgan Also your SHADOW MURDERS PEOPLE
@ItsMorgan the knife of dunwall 2:
you're literally just a sentient knife
@ItsMorgan These summaries are amazing <3
DISHONORED 2
you are A BAD BODYGUARD, AGAIN and you FUCKED UP AGAIN, you have to ASK YOURSELF IF THIS IS THE LINE OF WORK YOU WANNA PURSUE