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im the ethereally beautiful stranger you see in the distance and cant gather the courage to talk to until you see me grab fistfuls of plain dry cereal and stuff my mouth like a gorilla

well done mr kellogs thy weird flakes have satiated my gay slut mouth

thy weird flakes have satiated my gay slut mouth oh my god im a genius

i came up with this in a fancy hotel breakfast thing when i got a plate full of plain dry cereal and stuffed it into my mouth like a gorilla. with my hands

@ItsMorgan Mr Kellog crying in the corner: b-but they're m-m-meant to stop you from being horny 😭

food, vegan 

@ItsMorgan reminds me of the gorilla munch cereal meme

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