why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) 

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why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

cishets are clueless

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why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

cishets think being queer is a sex thing, and since queer people have to come out, they also have to come out when they realize they like being peed on

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

this is gonna be a cishet dunk thread from now on

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why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

a gay dude: hey mom dad this is my boyfriend derek

clueless cishet parents: oh my god my poor son likes to have hot steamy sex with dicks in the anus

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why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

john mcstraight: hey do you wanna date my friend johnny straighto

leslie bean: sorry im a lesbian

john mcstraight: oh thats alright,, i get it. im into erotic asphyxiation. im an ally

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why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

a trans person with a pronouns pin:

john johnson with a daddy dom pin: oh, i also am part of The Community

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why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@ItsMorgan just a sad little 'missionary position' lapel pin for people that haven't come out as kinky yet

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

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a queer person talking about their oppression: it's just so hard sometimes

me, who listens to Cuphead Rap by JT music and nothing else: I absolutely understand what that oppression fees like

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@Ophillous self flagellation isnt the same as oppression julien

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@ItsMorgan don't kinkshame me

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@ItsMorgan
terra ansgender: I know I look like a boy to you, but the truth is... I'm a woman. I've actually known for a l---

acis mann: don't worry I totally get it man. I've seen a TON of transformation hentai, for all I know that stuff'll eventually turn me gay, too....

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@jennie this made me physically flinch

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@ItsMorgan I had to sit down and breath for a bit before I hit the toot button...

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@jennie @ItsMorgan ugh I've actually found someone like that before

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@wolfcoder I'm sorry, that's really really upsetting :(
... have you considered killing them? :blobcatknife:

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@jennie the problem was they were a nice person otherwise. that's how it usually is, you're friends for a while and then they pull something like that on you. or they're friends for a while but then I find out when I told them I was non-binary they were cool with it because they thought it was just role play or something quirky and they try to explain to you its not a real thing and fffff

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@ItsMorgan so much ew

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@ItsMorgan just wheeze-laughed at this

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@ItsMorgan "hot steamy sex with dicks in the anus" :chick_crying_laughing: DED. my fuckin sides

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@ItsMorgan also yeah the weird hypereroticization cishet people do about homosexuality is super weird

not to overplay the homophobe-is-suppressed-homosexual trope but it really does seem like a lot of them are like "I'm straight so I don't care about what you do in the privacy of your own home, whether you hold your lover, feel his muscle-bound arms gently caress your side, feel him put his strong hand behind your head and pull you towards him to kiss, i mean can you imagine that? feeling his warm breath on your neck? god :blobcatsweats: and when he wraps his legs [...]"

and at this point they've forgotten the prompt and are just now describing fanfiction of you and some mystery lover, that they ostensibly "don't care" about.

and i'm exaggerating but like i feel like it is a real and confusing trend of hyperoticization. like it almost seems like theyre jealous? at least of the imagined erotics, whether or not they bear any semblance to reality

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@applejuice @ItsMorgan some of those aren't even obsessed with the eroticism, they just think that everything is about anal and they have a huge pathology about the poo poo place

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@robotcarsley @ItsMorgan augh i kinda hate freud but these fuckers test me

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@applejuice @ItsMorgan it doesn't have to be a Freud thing, people can have strong fixations on clean and unclean things

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@applejuice @ItsMorgan I think it's more that they're Bad Erotics, and so their mere suggestion amplifies itself to consume the discourse entirely

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@applejuice @ItsMorgan sex is shameful and bad, so weird sex is unfathomably, unspeakably evil

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@ItsMorgan hope this wasn't too many notifications for you...

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time), cw: bad, extreme secondhand embarrassment warning 

@ItsMorgan hey Morgan I hope you're having a very lovely day. have you ever seen the anal vore coming out post

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@melissasage @ItsMorgan fuck this is physically painful

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time), cw: bad, extreme secondhand embarrassment warning 

@melissasage that is actually what prompted this lmao

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time), cw: bad, extreme secondhand embarrassment warning 

@ItsMorgan lmao god

it's really the most "being gay is definitely just a sex thing" in existence

it's actually kind of impressive how it manages to be incredibly homophobic without mentioning gay people once

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time), cw: bad, extreme secondhand embarrassment warning 

@melissasage @ItsMorgan this is a troll post right? It has to be, I refuse to believe this.

@melissasage @ItsMorgan opening this thumbnail and seeing how very small the text is within said thumbnail is as close as I'm gonna come to reading this screenshot

@byttyrs @melissasage @ItsMorgan could the phrase "I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted)" tempt you to read it because it's so fucking funny

@byttyrs @robotcarsley @ItsMorgan yeah if you don't enjoy secondhand embarrassment... don't. it's the fremdschämen to end all fremdschämen.

@melissasage @byttyrs @ItsMorgan that phrase just kills me because...it's like they finally read the room but still don't understand the issue. And I can't decide if never even alluding to the obvious joke inherent in "anal vore coming out" makes it more or less likely to be a parody

bad, vore 

@melissasage @ItsMorgan
i'm not into vore but i'm remembering someone in a group rp who was like "i like it but not exclusively, a bunch of people are just all about vore all the time"

i'm really confused why someone would get commissions of their family members doing a sex act at them and then give those family members those pictures? like... i hope this is satire but i legitimately do not know

bad, vore, queerphobia 

@aradinfinity @melissasage @ItsMorgan my understanding of the Anal Vore Post is that it was indeed written as an attempt to satirize the process of lgbtqia people coming out to their families about who they are, because apparently his fetish is equivalent to my orientation because to him queerness is all about sex, and we’re not in any real threat for doing things like walking down the street

what the fuck is going on with my life that this is a thing i have written

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

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why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@ItsMorgan I hope I didn't prompt this...

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@micrackbiron oh no not at all

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@ItsMorgan ok good! I take it this was an earlier discussion...

why straight people who are into kinky stuff feel the need to "come out as kinky" (1/27) (for real this time) 

@ItsMorgan it’s this exactly and it drives me nuts

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