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hello. i have made a private alt. it might be messy, sad, angry or i might just wanna have a quiet time. anyway. its @MateDrinker

i'll keep it super small i think. yeah

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thanks to @FirstProgenitor for listening to my incessant whining and aiding me in acquiring a fursona

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im better than most people. ive made peace with this

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"a baker's dozen" is different from a regular dozen because bakers know the secret numbers

uspol protests this one is real good 

SOMEONE BROUGHT A GUILLOTINE TO FERGUSON

I went to Tumblr to try to find something from 2012 and found this instead.

Cramulus join Mastodon

i got a lot of pent up stress, a strong jaw, and very healthy nails

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dunking a brick in hand sanitiser so i won't get corona when i chuck it at a copper later

every day is pride month for me. i have a dangerously high ego

bratz dolls have posted a statement on their instagram about the current events

an actual paper tiger — tiger but made of paper — could probably still maul you

white dudes that raise their hands and ask “what are you gonna do??” are never prepared for what youre gonna do.

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ohhhh. saw that video of a racist ass white boy getting slumped

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