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im the ethereally beautiful stranger you see in the distance and cant gather the courage to talk to until you see me grab fistfuls of plain dry cereal and stuff my mouth like a gorilla

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hello. im doing commissions now. if you'd like one you can message me on discord! morgan#1846

i'd need some character references or a good description. i'll give you an idea of how long it'll take, and give regular updates in case you wanna add or change anything

i dont do furry or nsfw stuff, and using kofi for payment for now! ko-fi.com/S6S6FL3E

boosts appreciated ❀️

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hello i have alts:

@MateDrinker, private alt where im messy and whiny and all that fun stuff. its chill

@ItsMorgan, lewd alt where i sin

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The new Monads notification sound should be the among us meeting called beep

duckduckgo should play a quack sound effect when you hit the search button

duck duck go how to genuinely compliment someone without flirting

"hope this helps" and "hope this offends" are like a fancy seasoning. You don't wanna use them all the time, but when you do get to bust them out, it's a delight

There is no reason to be nervous when making a reply. I will just ignore it if I don't like it. Or block you. It's no problem, do not worry

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You can always reply to me. If I don't like it I'll ignore you. Or block you. No way to know for sure

just now learning that Fanta was invented by the Nazis' Coca Cola branch during the war when they ran out of Coke syrup

as a virgo, my kink is being people's emergency contact.

@esvrld the only way to successfully reply to me would be to pull a long con where you took on my identity and played the part so perfectly that I got confused and delayed death punched myself. Needless to say this is unlikely.

at gregg's

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ℑ𝔣 𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔢 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔑 𝔬𝔫𝔒 𝔬𝔣 𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔱π”₯𝔒 π”₯π”¬π”°π”­π”¦π”±π”žπ”©, 𝔴𝔒 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔑 𝔱𝔒𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔦𝔯𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔱π”₯𝔒 π”ͺ𝔬𝔯𝔀𝔲𝔒

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add this to your sig and add one = sign. this is a social experiment: 8======D

going to add this to all my posts from now on

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ℑ𝔣 𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔢 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔑 𝔬𝔫𝔒 𝔬𝔣 𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔱π”₯𝔒 π”₯π”¬π”°π”­π”¦π”±π”žπ”©, 𝔴𝔒 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔑 𝔱𝔒𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔦𝔯𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔱π”₯𝔒 π”ͺ𝔬𝔯𝔀𝔲𝔒

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add this to your sig and add one = sign. this is a social experiment: 8======D

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Honestly there's almost no media opinion I have that can't be changed with a compelling enough analysis, but sometimes (often, even!) whether or not I think something is a "good film" and whether or not I enjoy it are two radically different questions and I mostly try to make that clear in the words I use when explaining my feelings on a particular work.

a small change that could greatly improve my user experience would be if your list of filters was behind a button so you could add new words that you don't want to see without having to, in the process, look at all the other words you also don't want to see

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