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im the ethereally beautiful stranger you see in the distance and cant gather the courage to talk to until you see me grab fistfuls of plain dry cereal and stuff my mouth like a gorilla

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hello. im doing commissions now. if you'd like one you can message me on discord! morgan#1846

i'd need some character references or a good description. i'll give you an idea of how long it'll take, and give regular updates in case you wanna add or change anything

i dont do furry or nsfw stuff, and using kofi for payment for now!

boosts appreciated ❤️

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hello i have alts:

@MateDrinker, private alt where im messy and whiny and all that fun stuff. its chill

@ItsMorgan, lewd alt where i sin

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im better than most people. ive made peace with this

@ItsMorgan If I'm myasstodon's The Joker I'm jumping out of the window

how would you feel if someone said "upload me" to you in a stern yet mildly squalid way?

@diffractie @bees the nature of the Internet is such that periodically somebody reinvents Corruption of Champions

@bees I will make a game where your two resources are stamina and cum.

@bees If stamina isn't a horny bar then what are you doing??

games that use a stamina bar and like a magic bar or a vitality part are cowards, if you have two resource meters one of them NEEDS to be horny

every friend group has a The Joker. and if you think your group doesnt, its probably you

practice what you preach alice i say while grabbing a big hammer and putting my dick onto the anvil of flattening while pouring holy water all over my body

witness hydration. observe the headache leave my body

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🎵do you remember🎵

🎵all enbies are born in September🎵

thought i was out of clean undies and was considering just wearing my bathrobe forever, but then i realized my favorite undies were on the back of my undies drawer. best feeling ever

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Originally a small latinx / chicanx community, now open to all BIPOC! Open to anyone from the culture cousins