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hello. i have made a private alt. it might be messy, sad, angry or i might just wanna have a quiet time. anyway. its @MateDrinker

i'll keep it super small i think. yeah

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thanks to @FirstProgenitor for listening to my incessant whining and aiding me in acquiring a fursona

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im better than most people. ive made peace with this

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"a baker's dozen" is different from a regular dozen because bakers know the secret numbers

monads dot online keeps circling me and chanting 'hon hon hon' as i am merely trying to eat a baguette in a striped outfit. go back to 4chan

for honor 

characters who give me the most trouble are:

-kensei
-highlander
-sometimes black prior
-sometimes shugoki

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ending my worst shitposts with "this is my design"

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anyway. today i played on high fort. you know, the map where theres a tower on point A, and point C is kinda like a mountaintop connected to the main area by 3 bridges

there was a shugoki in C constantly ledging people with the run move thing. got me a few times, but after that i grabbed him and also threw him off the ledge. felt good

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the only change i thought was relevant to me was that deep gouge costs less stamina now

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anyone wanna explain things to me with easy words

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i literally do not notice any changes. i just press the sword button

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I hope you're still thinking about tildes~

What would you call it if every American cop shit themselves to death all at the same time? 

Hilarious, heartwarming, and inspiring. A must-see.

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everyone: this update is a huge change

me: haha sword goes swing

what do I do next

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gonna take another step towards my goal and go to bed

morbid jojoke 

jojo pt 3 🤝 jojo pt 4
severed hands

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