femboy reclaimer @ItsMorgan@myasstodon.xyz

hello. i have made a private alt. it might be messy, sad, angry or i might just wanna have a quiet time. anyway. its @MateDrinker

i'll keep it super small i think. yeah

thanks to @FirstProgenitor for listening to my incessant whining and aiding me in acquiring a fursona

im better than most people. ive made peace with this

jeans are ass prison

"a baker's dozen" is different from a regular dozen because bakers know the secret numbers

im getting sued because my ass is too fat

im gonna fuckin sleep!!!

i got a lot of pent up stress, a strong jaw, and very healthy nails

lemme go feral on them

all my bros have fat asses

i wanna bite a cop's face off

every day is pride month for me. i have a dangerously high ego

crouching tiger, hidden paper