5★ Morgan (Twink Version) @ItsMorgan@myasstodon.xyz

there are 4 genders:

-witch
-devil
-winged victory
-valkyrie

7% candles, 7% scars, 7% chains, 77% reasons to remember The Name

jeans are ass prison

"a baker's dozen" is different from a regular dozen because bakers know the secret numbers

bienaventurados mis seguidores, pues ellos caminan en la luz del señor

*nerd voice* actually jesus was an otter

time to sleep for real

thinking about jesus christ, that incorrigible twink

pleroma is an anagram for racism

silence of the cams (a group of campbells reading in the library)

readin thru the devs' goals for dwarf fortress and one of them is just dragon vore

its not as painful as it sounds i just like, use my finger nails to make a dent on the toe nails so i can rip it like a mayo packet from mcdonalds

i have the bad habit of being too lazy to clip my toe nails so i just rip off the excess nail, which often goes awry

my toe nail is healing

you shoot me down
but i wont fall
i am the mountain titan ozom, a great humanoid composed of titanium. beware its fiery breath!

me, seeing you about to do something bad: maybe try not doing that instead