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Chasing the clout like Sonic chases being topped by Eggman

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@mcknze@cryptids.online @flowless ok. There were. Some unexpected difficulties. I think you're gonna like this even more.

Eye contact. I mean it.

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My Ass

My ass is huge
My ass is wide
My ass is a portal
To the Dark Side

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Not being American online is an experience most of us go through that makes us go "there they go again" every single time.

Our cat has decided to self-isolate out of an abundance of caution

the US's aversion to bidets is finally catching up to us

Ma'am this is Chili's you can't buy toilet paper here

Like dude you could tone it down a bit with your big dick military fantasies and actually use those hundreds of billions on, I don't know, giving the people a country worth living in?

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Do you have a bidet?

practicin drawin, uncaptioned 

Currently figuring what trickery I can do with scheduled toots. See you in 2026

Dude my day was going fucking terrible but then I saw this cutie and now it's all ok

Assbidet 

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