Antillion @Antillion@myasstodon.xyz
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- He/Him or They/Them are preferred, but anything goes I don't mind.
- Discord
- Antillion#7570
Sucks at life | Skeleton War Veteran
20 years old from Argentina, leftist and professional internet man. I mostly shitpost with some lifeposting and political takes once in a while, but really I mostly shitpost.
While I do not generally post any outright pornographic content, I still do not recommend minors to follow this account.
Please don't make horny jokes at me if we don't know eachother.
Old account at @Antillion
Joined Nov 2019
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I generally dont reply to people's replies to my toots, not because I'm a dick or anything, but because I'm way too awkward to say anything back to you.
sry.
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So I guess I should make an #introduction huh.
Well I'm Antillion, I'm 20 years old from Argentina. I'm a raging leftist, shitposter and overall a human being. I enjoy technology and I constantly try and fail to be a programmer but it's cool I guess. I recently moved from Mastodon.social after getting an invite and I'm looking forwards to posting here and having a bit of fun maybe perhaps.
So yeah I hope I can maybe make y'all laugh a bit and much love.
Linux is as hard as you want it to be... Unless you want it to be comfortable for an average person's everyday use, then it's going to break your wifi daily.
A bit lewd shitpost.
I have been given a rimjob doctorate, call me Dr. Ant.
A bit lewd shitpost.
I have a degree on eating ass.
I'm good at being bad at everything.
Antillion
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The Earth was destroyed in the Burger King-McDonald's Hyperwar.
A lot of gibberish text and numbers.
Excel be like
=IF(C4="Noun",INDEX(B14:D75,MATCH(C5,B14:B75,0),2),IF(C4="Verb",INDEX(E14:F75,MATCH(C5,E14:E75,0),2),INDEX(G14:H75,MATCH(C5,G14:G75,0),2)))
You ever get so bored you develop an entire language.
Gast duzonavnk Evropso—Gast Komunizme.Vzistke mocoi Evropasa strcij uvjodiclie alianc svat vi pudicink tego gasta.
And if you weren't sure this is a Garfield ripoff, the author also rips off actually good authors.
Antillion
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We have no nation, no philosophy, no ideology. We go where we're needed, fighting not for country, not for government, but for ourselves. We need no reason to fight. We fight because we are needed. We will be the deterrent for those with no other recourse. We are gamers without borders, our purpose defined by the era we live in.
It's amazing all the weird (for me) sounds that people can make with their mouths when speaking a language, so much variety that I never thought possible.
These past days doing phonetics and linguistics stuff I have become the master of Excel.
mama mia papa pia
Je suis l'meme
Antillion
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Sometimes one wakes up and thinks, "what the fuck, this shit is still all really going on? "
Religious shitpost.
What if God didn't answer our prayers because he was too busy listening to 100 Gecs to listen to our dumb shit.
You see that mountain? You can't climb it, fuck you and fuck your stupid fucking face holy shit I hate you.
- Pronouns
- He/Him or They/Them are preferred, but anything goes I don't mind.
- Discord
- Antillion#7570
Sucks at life | Skeleton War Veteran
20 years old from Argentina, leftist and professional internet man. I mostly shitpost with some lifeposting and political takes once in a while, but really I mostly shitpost.
While I do not generally post any outright pornographic content, I still do not recommend minors to follow this account.
Please don't make horny jokes at me if we don't know eachother.
Old account at @Antillion
Joined Nov 2019
